Dating escapades…
Part 1.
Woman contacts me via online dating resource. WE chat, go out, hit it off, spend a few weeks together and have a good time. Talk about just dating each other to see how it goes. Supposed to talk one night and she never calls. I call and text and no answer. I get a text the next day saying she left her phone at work. I believe it as she can be absent minded. Supposed to go out one night. No call no text nothing. I wonder what is going on. Finally the next day I send a text asking what is going on. Got a text back from her “Mother” and she was in a car accident and flown to Boston with life threatening injuries. She was in “portsmouth” when this happened. The next day I get a text from her and she explains what happened. Later that day I see a post on her FB wall from a guy saying that she was in an accident and hoped that she would recover soon so their life together can commence. I then get a text saying not to write anything on her FB wall because she doesnt want all of her business out there. I ention the guy and she says he is just a friend who thinks things are what they are not.
All that week I chat with her “mother” until I see her on YIM. I say “Lisa” and it’s not, it’s her Daughter. Which is weird because why isn’t she at school, and why is she only online during Lisa’s work hours (hindsight)…WE chat about all that is going on. I eventually got the name of the hospital that she is at and I call because I have not gotten a straight answer from anyone about her condition. The Hospital has no knowledge of this Lisa being in their care. I then quesitoin the “daughter” about it and she says she must be mistaken and that she was moved from one hospital to another.
Eventually I had enough of the BS talk and decided to call her work, so I call and I ask for Lisa and they say she stepped out can they take a message for her. I ask if she is in and they say yes she is…I then just say, tell her Tom called. At that point I just start laughing…I had Chip’s GF Pamela call to confirm and she got the same answer. I then log into FB and notice that both Pamela and I were defriended from her. THEN I got a text form her “Exhusband” saying that he is taking over all of her accounts and does not want anyone to contact her anymore because it is stressing her out. I then laugh and say ok…
1 week later I get a text saying she is out of the Hospital and she starts talking to me like nothing has happened. I decided to play along and my non rational side of my brain starts believing her again. Well, this lasted for 4 days. On the 4th day I see she posted something on her FB wall, which she decided to friend me again, and then noticed that she commented on “Tom’s” picture. I HAD to look at it because I am a nosy SOB. I look at it and BAM. “I love this pic of you! It makes me want to eat you up. I can’t wait till we start our life together!!!” I then look at the date and it’s a date when she was “supposedly” in the ICU at Boston Medical Center. I asked her to call me, which she did. I asked her who Tom was AGAIN and same answer and then I read what “she” had said and her answer was, My FB has been hacked. I LOL’d. She she said she had to go and she would look at it.
I sent her a screen shot of it just to see what was going on. She was incredulous that I took a screen shot and said she had enough stress in her life, she didn’t need anymore. I replied, well if you want to talk about it, call me later if not, then I take the out…And I took the Out…Which I was going to do anyway, well at least the rational side of me.
My irrational side said, why would anyone lie like that when all they had to say was see ya? I couldn’t wrap my brain around it…I guess my irrational brain sees everything with Rainbows and Unicorns…A Sucker is born every minute…
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